Cougars and the devil

I dragged myself to work on a friday morning. Work up at 8am when work starts at 830am. Nelly says when i walked into the office," Hey its friday. Cheer up"

Remembering that i had to pay Taylor back for yesterday's farewell lunch. We went pizza hut with 18 people.

She came up and tell me i've got a chance to score points with Mr Moody. Cos he is wearing a new shirt today. He has been planning an outing for months and no successful plans were made so far.

So we came up with a joke that if we were to score points with him, we will be spared from feeling obligated to go on an outing with him.

We turned our focus to Shirley who was reading an article on Cougars (Women who preys on young boys). Leslie who was nearby, joined in the discussion.

He encouraged women now to be cougars. That he has a lady friend who proclaimed that she married her husband for the love and the money. After seeing the same body for 20 years, she is sick of it. She does not care if the husband has a affair outside. But just make sure he comes home everyday.

William adds," Leslie is always polluting the young minds. But its so perfectly imperfect statements."

I said to Leslie,"Oh please we are too young to be cougars. We will be dating babies."

He says,"You can aim for boys 18-19 yrs old."

I said,"Why not Sharon? She is of the right age to be a cougar."

Leslie then says," Oh please, how can she be a cougar. She is like the miss positive in everything. Even if the devil were to appear in front of her one day, she will tell the devil that she still sees the good in him. And its becos of him, we all know the meaning of good and evil."

Hahahahahhahahahah

And Sharon will save the world cos the devil will hang himself after hearing that cos he has failed.

Leslie also went ahead to talk about the special perfume of banglas. Where they stay in Singapore and bring their whole family to visit. And when theres no more space in the house, they squat at the void deck to eat durians.

I pointed out to him that i dont think its becos there no more space. It bcos grass and trees are their favourite hang out areas.

And once when he was in a lift with a filipino maid and an indian baby in a pram...He said this," Oh you little ugly thing."

And the maid was shocked!

Hahhahahaha

Somehow with all these nonsensical conversations, i feel alive to continue my day